Super bad

I picked up Beckham from school yesterday and all the teachers were laughing. 
Apparently while he was in time out for hitting someone, he told the teacher this:


"I promise to obey all of God's commandments."


They didn't know what to do with it.


And after his explanation it seems he was a superhero and some girl ran into his outstretched arms.  
So she said he pushed her.


Girls are no fun. 


Superheroes are.